I'm an uncle!
Last updated on June 10, 2020. Created on December 9, 2019.
I became an uncle on December 1st, over a week ago. Now I have a niece named Lilly. Among my ongoing priorities, my first was traveling to Southern Illinois so I could see her. You can't see it in the picture, but her whirly hair makes her look like the living manifestation of a species invented by Dr. Seuss.
In the lead-up to Lilly's birth, I attended her baby shower, which involved playing a game. My mom melted various different candy bars onto an assortment of diapers, a most eco-friendly activity. The objective was to correctly guess said candy bars by sniffing them. I did not win, but my wife did because she cheated.
Now that Lilly has entered our lives, it's got me thinking. After all, there is nothing like having a child. You know, maybe, just maybe... NOPE, I'm never having children. I prefer sleep and money.